I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
Looking for something casual, regular. Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there. In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with. X
Looking for something casual.
Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there.
Married men, someone younger or long distance, as lovely as you may be, aren't really what I'm looking for.
In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with.
X
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes...
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
hi... guys please dont message me if you have your dick as your profile pic... you wont get a reply.... YES I AM 50.... this is a recent photo taken this month Dec 2014 not into any guys younger then 35 sorry....and not looking for random.sex with diff guys... be nice to meet some1 lives in medway or maidstone area... to date!!!! and get to.no each other not just a...
Hi guys!
Please don't send cock pictures too me I'm too classy for that :) x
I want a Sherlock to my Irene Adler :) xx
Recently separated and looking for a connection on both mental and err little bit more on physical level :-). LTR is boring, however equally not looking for one night stands at the same time. Great sexy sense of humour is advantage and if you don't call me babe, might even chat to you :-) x
I have just received two messages offering me money not amused before you message me please read my profile .Here goes if we message and we get on great and meet up but if not interested dont waste my time i wont waste yours arranging to meet then dont bother if want to play games fine not with me havent the time not interested in me not a prob each...
..Im changing my profile again sorry as wellas getting slated by a guy on this site that thinks it disgusting that i prefer younger guys as ive put age range so dont want to offend any guy over the age of 40!! If your interested in me fine but please dont waste my time and yours if you want to play games messaging ringing ect and then nothing! .Bubbly outgoing...
like to chat and see what we have in common. Can be naughty with the right person. Looking for more than a one night stand sorry! I also dont want just cam sex, prefer the real thing! I have a great life and want to have a more active life if you know what I mean! Have been working too hard for too long. Only interested in meeting guys for...
Looking for fun and friendship. Strictly no players. And see where it leads.... I'd like to find a man who can cope with fucking just one woman at a time, ie me, instead of spreading it about. I now realise this is a very tall order as it seems all men are incapable of being honest. I try not be cynical but hey it's the way life is making me.
Looking for someone to have regular fun with, nothing serious as im enjoying being single but not looking to sleep with loads of different people
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
***update on update***
SO MANY TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!
**update**
Ok I think I need to make myself clearer!
What I'm NOT looking for is:
Casual sex
Webcam fun
Married men
Anyone over 49
To be a slave to a master!!!
What I DO need is a domdaddy to love me, nurture me, teach me and use me at his will.
Please, only strong experienced daddies only.
xxxx
No face picture, no chat....sorry :-)
I need a damn good fuck.
Quick, easy.
You walk in to my flat, we get naked, have sex, and foreplay, you leave. Job done.
If you want to make it a regular thing, please do keep in touch.
If you're a time waster, just don't bother contact me.
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and...
Hi I'm a divorced mum with two teenagers and I'm looking too have fun with one person NOT persons. I enjoy nights out as well as cosy nights in. I'm a very tactile person so love touching and kissing. The man I am looking for should definitely like foreplay. If you think you may be what i'm looking for then please get in touch PS .. if you are Married...